Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-08

  • sox are keeping secrets about who throws first pitch tomorrow.please dont let it be some sick kid from the yawkey foundations #
  • that would be a tearjerker #
  • watching baseball tonight for first time this year. sure sign that winter is long gone #
  • awww…jeter hurt his groin #
  • reports on tigers demise this season are grossly premature #
  • baseball tonight just hasnt been the same since harold reynolds was fired #
  • prediction: the giants will win only 18 games this season #
  • ESPN classic would be much more classic if they showed more old WWF stuff #
  • buckner throwing out the first pitch! this is bullS#*t. #
  • when buckner goes out to the mound for first pitch. they should roll a grounder to him and see if he can field it. #
  • why not just bring back schiraldi, too? that way we can tar and feather everyone at once #
  • leskanic — i forgot he even existed #
  • im having such a hard time with this buckner thing. its tempering my joy for these rings. #
  • OK…raising the banner. I’m getting teary #

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