Monthly Archives: April 2008

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-16

jed lowrie…welcome to the big leagues #
see…this is the problem with delcarmen…just cant be consistent. doesnt look like the guy who pitched on sunday #
now would be good time for papi to come back from extended spring training #
was tweeting: who is going to be the hero for sox tonight? it cant be [...]

5 “Recent” Feel Bad moments of the Sox/Yanks

It’s a rivalry because they made us feel badly. A lot. Here are some off the top of my head:
1. Knobloch’s Phantom tag in the 99 ALCS.
As hard as it is for me to say this the Sox were not the better team. We had Pedro and Nomar at their [...]

What is Jed Lowrie’s future role with the Red Sox?

Jed Lowrie mad the first start of his career vs. the Indians Tuesday night.  At third base.  Has me wondering what his future role with the Red Sox is.  Pretty clear the Pedroia is embedded at second for years to come.  Lugo has a couple more years at $10 million a year and Lowell is [...]

The Rivalry: 5 Great Moments

I meant to get this out at the end of last week, when the Yankees and Red Sox played their first series of the season. But it didn’t happen. But with a game Wednesday night, it makes sense to take some time and think about all the fantastic moments this rivalry has seen. [...]

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-14

Sox win! Sox win! #
if manny delcarmen can deal all year like he did tonight, we’ll have another championship #

Yet Another Curse

This is great. This is the kind of thing that used to happen to us. Not anymore. The great thing about this whole Ortiz shirt being buried under the new Yankee stadium thing is that spending all this time and money (after denying it ever happened) just shows the world the Yankees [...]

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-11

Improv Everywhere’s "Best Game Ever" is so, SO good: http://snurl.com/2455e #
Apparently, Sox prospect Justin Masterson has yet to allow a ball to be hit in the air this season: http://snurl.com/24595 #

Justin Masterson’s 2008 Impact?

Was just listening to ESPN radio and heard a bit about Justin Masterson from Peter Gammons.  Apparently, Masterson has made a couple starts in Pawtucket and still has not allowed a ball to be hit in the air.  Will Justin Masterson have the same mid season impact on the Red Sox that Joba Chamberlain had [...]

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-10

is bryan corey cleaning out his locker yet? #

Last Night’s Game Turned Into a Bullpen Audition

With the sox trailing in late innings last night and Timlin ready to be activated, last night’s appeared to be one last chance to let some relief pitchers submit resumes to stay on the staff.
Bryan Corey … thanks for playing with us for a couple weeks.  Expect a consolation prize (a 2008 World Series ring) [...]