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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-06-21

Posted by Fake Bill Simmons | June 21, 2008 – 11:59 pm

OK. Twitter. The nba playoffs are over and im back. Question is… is @twitter? #
first order of buiness - sending hench over to @astrout ’s house to break some thumbs. he knows too much. #
congrats to the celtics. no congrats for me, though. it took me 3 days to lose my celtics celebration hangover #
onto the red sox. is there ANYONE bummed that curt “hot air” schilling isnt pitching this year? we all know he would have F’d up the season #
one more thing on the celtics run - it distracted me from fretting over the fact that papi may be out for the rest of the year. #
now that i have more time for the sox…hard not to worry about the state of papi’s wrist #
@astrout you know, thats a good point. “Game 6″ has an entirely new meaning for boston sports fans #
@K_Seas Thanks. nice to be back. what have i missed around here? #
@hjstrout was it me? if not, ill get the sports gal to make a twitter account. we’re all about big milestones in this family #
@kdpaine not only can you nap. but you get to hang a banner from your ceiling celebrating the achievement. #
@hjstrout well, i may have to start an unfollow campaign get it down to 999. Then, WHAM ill sneak in there. Let me consult with Theo on this #
marvin hagler is on espn2 right now and he still looks like he could kick anyones ass #

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-06-21