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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-07-25

July 25, 2008 – 11:59 pm

papi comes back tonight for #redsox ! lineup discussion getting started over here: http://snurl.com/34xbp #
not overly threilled about Rick Reilly stealing some of my sports & pop culture thunder on espn. if he brings up melrose place, he’s dead. #
no manny tonight. http://snurl.com/3518u Return of unstoppoable red sox offense must wait another [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-06-21

June 21, 2008 – 11:59 pm

OK. Twitter. The nba playoffs are over and im back. Question is… is @twitter? #
first order of buiness - sending hench over to @astrout ’s house to break some thumbs. he knows too much. #
congrats to the celtics. no congrats for me, though. it took me 3 days to lose [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-30

April 30, 2008 – 11:59 pm

some sage wisdom from bob marley for sox fans: http://snurl.com/26jz1 #

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-23

April 23, 2008 – 11:59 pm

cant believe CNN projections for Hillary win in PA after only 7% in? its like NESN predicting outcome of Sox-Angels game after 3rd inning #
how many f-bombs does coco utter under his breath everytime ellsbury gets a hit? #
run jacoby, run #
@DougH do you think i can get mirabelli style escort for when i return [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-18

April 18, 2008 – 11:59 pm

manny’s on fire. cant believe yankees are actually counting on mussina for anything this year. #redsox #
pretty sure i could pitch as good as mussina is tonight #
this commercial break brought to you by Mil Mascaras http://snurl.com/24tuo #
about to place bid of $30,102 on dug up ortiz jersey: http://snurl.com/24twz #

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-17

April 17, 2008 – 11:59 pm

anticipating beckett giving yankees the beatdown tonight #
sox have my dedicated attention span for 2 more nights. then ill be tuned out til summer so i can obsess over celts march to the nba title #
and i just found my melrose season 1 dvd set in back of a closet…so sox gotta compete with [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-16

April 16, 2008 – 11:59 pm

jed lowrie…welcome to the big leagues #
see…this is the problem with delcarmen…just cant be consistent. doesnt look like the guy who pitched on sunday #
now would be good time for papi to come back from extended spring training #
was tweeting: who is going to be the hero for sox tonight? it cant be [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-14

April 14, 2008 – 11:59 pm

Sox win! Sox win! #
if manny delcarmen can deal all year like he did tonight, we’ll have another championship #

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-11

April 11, 2008 – 11:59 pm

Improv Everywhere’s "Best Game Ever" is so, SO good: http://snurl.com/2455e #
Apparently, Sox prospect Justin Masterson has yet to allow a ball to be hit in the air this season: http://snurl.com/24595 #

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-10

April 10, 2008 – 11:59 pm

is bryan corey cleaning out his locker yet? #

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