Author Archives: Fake Bill Simmons

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-08

sox are keeping secrets about who throws first pitch tomorrow.please dont let it be some sick kid from the yawkey foundations # that would be a tearjerker # watching baseball tonight for first time this year. sure sign that winter is long gone # awww…jeter hurt his groin # reports on tigers demise this season [...]

Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-07

Sox home opener tomorrow. Ring ceremeny. Im now ready to acknowledge start of baseball season #