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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-09

April 9, 2008 – 11:59 pm

this just in…grady little invited by sox ownership to visit the mound during today’s game #
Hoping that @ricflair has more time for twitter not that he’s retired - Woooooooooooooo! #
to all that gave standing O to buckner: Have you forgotten that for $$, he used to sign photos the error with Mookie? http://snurl.com/23yvk #

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-08

April 8, 2008 – 11:59 pm

sox are keeping secrets about who throws first pitch tomorrow.please dont let it be some sick kid from the yawkey foundations #
that would be a tearjerker #
watching baseball tonight for first time this year. sure sign that winter is long gone #
awww…jeter hurt his groin #
reports on tigers demise this season are grossly premature [...]

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Fake Bill Simmons’ Twitter Updates for 2008-04-07

April 7, 2008 – 11:59 pm

Sox home opener tomorrow. Ring ceremeny. Im now ready to acknowledge start of baseball season #

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